I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
do nipples grow back?
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