It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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