I think I am morally bankrupt
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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