hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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