I will die if light touches me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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