I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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