Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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