doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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