I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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