He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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