Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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