where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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