it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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