Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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