Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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