party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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