It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
as a side note pls kill me
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