I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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