How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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