yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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