oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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