is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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