we need to drink 2009 down the drain
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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