We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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