Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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