ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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