i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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