Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So squirting runs in the family.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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