dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize