i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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