Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
