I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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