Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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