last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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