just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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