I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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