Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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