Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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