Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
