I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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