After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
