I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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