dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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