Is it normal to miss your booty call?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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