i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
thus making me awesome and them whores
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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