My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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