Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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