I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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