I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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