it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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