we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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