Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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