Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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