Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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