You smell like a Billy Joel song
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
it glows. i had to have it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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