We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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