At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i out mim tonsoeep
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