He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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