In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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