I need help removing her.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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